BIG WINNER at the CASINO!!!!!

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So this guy is leaving the casino - feeling GREAT, won big -- this prostitute comes up, says $500 for the best hand job you ever had -- this guy, feeling good, figures, why not!!!

Next day... same guy, same casino, again a big winner, walks out of the casino, same prostitute, this time says $1000 for the best blow job you ever had ----- guy, big winner again, says SURE!

Next day... same guy, same casino, AGAIN a BIG WINNER!!! Walks out of the casino, same prostitute, this time he walks up to the prostitute and says, "How much for some of that pu$$y?" ----- prostitute says, "Honey, if I had a pu$$y I'd own that casino."